why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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