I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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