- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I pooped my pants

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

your mom died.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

One time I masturbated by myself

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