why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Butt Sex.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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womens rights

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Needless to say,

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Anti Joke

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