- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

She said no

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

An Irishman walks out of a bar

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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