- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Barack Obama

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

soccor

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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