A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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