- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Wade

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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