Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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hi

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Chrissy is funny.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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