Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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whats long and green? weed

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Punch line.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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