your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

who is mark

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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