Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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