Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I hate blackniggers

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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No.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Hi? No!!!!!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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