- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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