Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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