Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Yes!

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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