why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Anti Joke

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