- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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