- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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