- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Life is an elephant, get married.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

She said no

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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