- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Spotto

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

melon

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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