What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Cleveland winning something

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Women's rights.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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