Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Chicken penis.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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