- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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