A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

DON"T READ THIS!

Justin Bieber got laid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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How long is a china man?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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