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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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