- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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