poo is yummy

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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