What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Loner.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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