Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Iggy Azalea

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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