- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Women's rights.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Your mom is fat

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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