- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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