How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Dylan is gay

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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