holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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