- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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