- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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