A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

involved parents.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

i lost the game

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Whats the difference between a frog?

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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