Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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