Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Pen15

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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