Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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no

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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You're*

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