Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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