How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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