- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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