- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Take off your shoes.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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