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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Your mums a penis joke.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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