- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Take off your shoes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??