Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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