- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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