What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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