Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Penisland

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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