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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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