Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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PUDDING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Cheese stick

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crap!!

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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