- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

roses are red violets are blue im in class

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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