A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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