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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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