- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like pie.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Your existance.

the love boat

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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