Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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