- Anti Joke

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

heads up!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Homosexuals are gay.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Breast cancer.