What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

my name is Jacob sartorious

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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