How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Penis.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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religion.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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