why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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