- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

YEAH THEY DO.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

It burns when I pee sometimes.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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