Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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I never asked for this.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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