Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.


What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.


I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

You're a frog

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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