A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.


What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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