Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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