Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

ruddell and dodds anal

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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