- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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