A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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