Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Justin Bieber

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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