knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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