You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Hello.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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