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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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