Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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