When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Pain Olympics.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Weaner

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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