- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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