- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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