Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's 1+1? 69.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Hello.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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