- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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