Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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