Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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