There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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