Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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