- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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