My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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