- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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