- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Roses are red Im adopted

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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