- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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