- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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