- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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