whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Dumb

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

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