- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Robin get in the batmobile!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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