What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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