Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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