- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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