- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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