Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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