- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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