What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Your Mom The End.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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