- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

well use a tissue!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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