Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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