What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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