- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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