- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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