- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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