- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats green? The color green.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A hill billy went fishing

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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