My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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haha black people :D

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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