- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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