Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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