Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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