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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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