What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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