Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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