What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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