a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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haha

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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