- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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