A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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