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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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