Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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why does the man appear fat he is

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

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