Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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