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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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