A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

YOLO You only like Oreos

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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