Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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