- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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