A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Anti Joke

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