- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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