What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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