Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Denard Robinson

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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