- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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