why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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