- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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