What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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