- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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