So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

women's rights.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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