WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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