- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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