A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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