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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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