- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Golf.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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