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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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