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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Brain fart

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mums a potato

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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