- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Matt is a Duster!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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