- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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