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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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