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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Jordan is pregant

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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