- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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