-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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