- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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