a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

XD Jackass.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Anti Joke

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