what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Ross.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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