- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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