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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.