- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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