A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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