Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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i saw amango it splootered

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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