If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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