Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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