- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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