- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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