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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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