- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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