- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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