What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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