Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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