A seal walks into a club.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Justin Bieber

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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