"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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i saw amango it splootered

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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