What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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