- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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