A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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i found waldo.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Where's my baby??

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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