a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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