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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Donald Trump

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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