Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A women in the kitchen.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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