Dwight Howard

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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