why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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