what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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