- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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