What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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