A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What does? 42

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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