- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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