what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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