- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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