whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How you know when dislextic

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Im adopted

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Maths.

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