Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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