- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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