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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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