- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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