Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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