- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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