Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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