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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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