- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

My spelling is horrible

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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