wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Anti Joke

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