- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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