What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Gustavo Andrade

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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