Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Charlie Sheen

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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