A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

haha black people :D

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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