- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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