- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

I'm so punny.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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