What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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