Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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