What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Women's Rights

A house comes around the corner.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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