A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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