A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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