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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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