Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Michael Brown

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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