- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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