- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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