- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat just died.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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