- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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