What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A dog was barking at a tree

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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