Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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