- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Im taking a shit right now.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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