- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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