- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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