- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.