Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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