A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

what did one computer say to the other .........

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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