The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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