Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Where's my baby??

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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i found waldo.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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