Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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. . I am a whale

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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