What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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