- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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