why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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