Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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