- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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