Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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