How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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you give like i give lomain

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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