- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

My Nan, that is all.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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