I am a mime

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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