Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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