What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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