Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Andoni was here

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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