What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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