- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats gay and american? a gay american

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

FUCK YOU

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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