- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Dislike if you are a prostitute

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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