See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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