- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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