Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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