whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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