- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Cripples are lame.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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