yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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