- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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