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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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