- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Yellow People !!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I'm so punny.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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