- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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