- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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