Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Women.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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