- Anti Joke

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.