- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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