Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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