- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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