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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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