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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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