- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Fat? Jesse Z

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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