- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

woman's lacrosse

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Seriosly. too much sex again?

The american education system.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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