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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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