- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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