What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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