- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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