What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Where's my baby??

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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