why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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The cream, it is coming

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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