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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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