- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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