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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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