I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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