(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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