A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...