- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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