Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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