knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Anti Joke

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