Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Ross.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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