Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Golf.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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