roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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