Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

men's rights activists

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Yellow People !!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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