- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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