The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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school homewrok

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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