- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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