Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Gay rights.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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