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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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