- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Whats 1+1? window!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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