- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

9/11 my birthday

i'm hard

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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