Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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