- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Want to hear a joke? No.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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