- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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