- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Hello

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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