mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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