- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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