What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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