why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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