A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Hail Hitler

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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