- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

no rasist joks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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