- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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