Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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You are joking right?

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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