- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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