- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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