- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

pobody's nerfect

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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