So a bar walks into a man...

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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