- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I have a really funny joke.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Cripples are lame.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yellow People !!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Ross.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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