- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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