- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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