- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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