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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Death by kayak

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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