- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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