- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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