- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

why does the man appear fat he is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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