- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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