what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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