What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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