A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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