Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A man died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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womens rights.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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