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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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