A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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