What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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