- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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