- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Ross.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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