- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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