- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

i saw amango it splootered

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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