What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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