- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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