A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Golf.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

can you pass the soap?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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