why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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