How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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