A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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