- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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