Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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