- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

women's rights.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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