- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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