What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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