Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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knock knock come in !

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

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