What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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