So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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hi

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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