- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

no really what are ur names?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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