- Anti Joke

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Your mums a potato

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

whats green and lives in the water

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU