- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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