- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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