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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed