Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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My jeans

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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