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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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