- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

You know whats annoying? Steve

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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