What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A hill billy went fishing

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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