Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Albert your flies undone.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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