you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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