what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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