Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Golf.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Matthew Baker

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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