Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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