- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

womens rights

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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