- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A lot eh?

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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