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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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