- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why does the man appear fat he is

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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