- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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