- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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