A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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