- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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