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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The american education system.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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