- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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