Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why? Because.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What does? 42

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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