- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

men's rights activists

Yellow People !!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

i like turtles

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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