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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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