How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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An anti-joke

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Hello penis

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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