What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Golf.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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