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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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