roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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salad days!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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