What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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stinky boner

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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american idol

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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