What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Anti Joke

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