- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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