What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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