Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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