So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

men, men like men= men+bed

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

the lemon was sweet.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Anti Joke

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