I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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