stinky boner

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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HOLY COW!

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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