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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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