Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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