- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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