What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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