- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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