A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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NEVER

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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