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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My spelling is horrible

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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