- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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