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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Your big dick.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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