whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

the WNBA.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

school homewrok

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Anti Joke

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