- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Go away still nothing to see

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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