Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

a man was shot.... he died

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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