- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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