- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yellow People !!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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