how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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