Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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