Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Your big dick.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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