haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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