How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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