A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Jesus Christ

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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