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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A muslim paints Mohammed

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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