A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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