What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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A seal walks into a club.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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