What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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