- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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