- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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