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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

i saw amango it splootered

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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