- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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