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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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