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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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