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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

i saw amango it splootered

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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