Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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