Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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