What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Ms Leong Sux

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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su algato es en fuego

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

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