Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

If you just read this, You're dead.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Your big dick.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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