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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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