- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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