A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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