- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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