What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Jimmy Saville

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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