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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

I like the color potato.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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