- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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