- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

homosexual rights to marriage

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