Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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