- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Your big dick.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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