When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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u suck

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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William wright is Gay

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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poo

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Anti Joke

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