whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's 9+10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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