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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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