- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Gay rights.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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