- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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