Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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