Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

So these two girls have a cup .

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...