- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

I have an idea! You leave.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Refridgerator.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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