Well this is pointless.....

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

It's all Taggart

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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