- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

hola said the chinese man

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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