Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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