- Anti Joke

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.