what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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