- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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