How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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