- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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