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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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