Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Romans rights.

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Women's Rights.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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