- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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