- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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