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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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