- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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