- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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