- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

knock knock? come in

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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