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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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