- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Blacks

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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