- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

knock knock come in

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.