Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I agree to the terms and conditions

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

i saw amango it splootered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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