- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A hill billy went fishing

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats green? The color green.

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