- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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