- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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