- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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