- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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