Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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An Asian with a big dick.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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where's mom I killed her

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