A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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