- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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