- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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