Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Justin Bieber

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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