- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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