- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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