Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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