why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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