Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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