- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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