- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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