two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

I have a really funny joke.

Cripples are lame.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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