Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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