- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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