- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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