You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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