- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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