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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

I named my son ps2 controller

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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