- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A house comes around the corner.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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