What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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