Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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