Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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