- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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