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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

David Cameron

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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