Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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