Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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