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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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