An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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school homewrok

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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