"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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