Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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