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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Andoni was here

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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