- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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