- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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