- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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