What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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