How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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