- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Latvia isn't a joke

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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