A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Anti Joke

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