What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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