waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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