Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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