What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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