What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Yes

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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human centipede

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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