A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Tall asians

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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black people

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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karn chevalier

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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bologna

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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