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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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