- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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