What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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