- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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