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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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